That awkward moment when the receptionist refers to your father as your husband :/

iinfinite:

i suppose this is what happens when the fakes get with the liars and the liars deceive the gullible. 
“what am i suppose to say when im all choked up and your okay?”

iinfinite:

i suppose this is what happens when the fakes get with the liars and the liars deceive the gullible. 

“what am i suppose to say when im all choked up and your okay?”

Reblog if you’re not pregnant.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:


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Whenever I use ‘Thus’ in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.

fuckyeahlaughters:

psychrophilic-phantom:

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When I’m shuffling

metmeidn:

Expectation

Reality

image

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littlemissmaddie:

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THESE BANANAS.

littlemissmaddie:

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THESE BANANAS.

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tumboner:

i hope i’m not upsetting the overly sensitive feminist community right now but LOL


hahahaha. this just made my day :)

tumboner:

i hope i’m not upsetting the overly sensitive feminist community right now but LOL

hahahaha. this just made my day :)